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Personifying Things that just shouldn't
I thought I heard someone say once that blinkers made a car look like
it was winking at you. Maybe that was me. Well, anyway - I think it's
more like the car was asleep and you poked it in the kidney and it's opening
one eye really wide and making it pop out of it's skull.
Posted by Aaron R. Deutsch on April 30, 2001 | Comments (0)
Love Letters
Hi.
Um. I wrote this poem for you; It's called: "Red Light Blues"
This stop light thing / has got me down / driving all over town
To get to you
To get to you
Yeah / I've got the red light blues / the clock is ticking / and I'm
still sitting / behind 342 cars
3 miles from you
3 miles from you
Posted by Aaron R. Deutsch on April 30, 2001 | Comments (0)
Colander Song
I'd like to write a song about a colander. I'd call it: "Colander" and
it would be about a colander who was delighted to strain for others.
Posted by Aaron R. Deutsch on April 30, 2001 | Comments (0)
State of the Union
I've got bad news. I just found out that no matter how anti-establishment
or normal/yuppie we are, we probably all drive an auto and use a toothbrush
made by "the man". Currently there are no alternatives. There is no
such thing as toothbrushes for vampires or progressive "non-profit"
auto manufacturers.
Posted by Aaron R. Deutsch on April 30, 2001 | Comments (0)
Roaches Deluxe
It will probably take more than another ice age to kill us humans off,
we're a lot like roaches.
Posted by Aaron R. Deutsch on April 25, 2001 | Comments (0)
Life
"Hand-and-credit-card-to-mouth"
Posted by Aaron R. Deutsch on April 24, 2001 | Comments (0)
Please Stand Clear of the Closing Doors
,,,just like that she walked in and out of my life. ...actually she just
sat there and I got off the subway.
Posted by Aaron R. Deutsch on April 10, 2001 | Comments (0)
Honestly, Honesty in marketing
I think what they should really say is: "We want 15% of your...BLOOD." (apartment brokers)
Posted by Aaron R. Deutsch on April 01, 2001 | Comments (0)