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That friend of yours over there?

They are not a true confidant unless they live at least 400 miles away.

Posted by Aaron R. Deutsch on May 29, 2003 | Comments (0)

Food Pyramid of glass

So here's my philosophy: Your body needs to have a certain alcohol content at all times. If it does not have it, you may fall into a strange, unexplainable funk. Your first big night out drinking coming out of the funk will be extra blissful because your body will be rewarding you for replenishing missing fuel - almost like food. You will, as a result, have no hangover because you haven't really exceeded your intake level at all - you were absorbing the entire time!

Posted by Aaron R. Deutsch on May 29, 2003 | Comments (0)

Turning wheels keep on

If you jump out of the rat (race) cage, do the rats follow you?

Posted by Aaron R. Deutsch on May 08, 2003 | Comments (0)

And he's still a cool, laid back guy...

You know, I'll bet if you were willing to be the spokesperson for an entire generation that you could make a lot of money.

Posted by Aaron R. Deutsch on May 05, 2003 | Comments (0)