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Half-peripheral vision man
Here are a few ideas for those who are thinking about moving into the big city:
- Try to fight neurosis + multiple personality, they can sneak up on you
- I know it is difficult to resist singing the song 'they'll need a crane'*** out loud to yourself in public places, but do your best.
- Try not to wait until you're bald and fat before taking up triathalons and yoga and eating well
- They invented these here sidewalks so you can look up when you walk and watch where you're going asshole!
***They'll Need A Crane by They Might be Giants' Lincoln album
Posted by Aaron R. Deutsch on June 13, 2003 07:51 AM
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