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Jack and the neon beanstalk

I just had a whiff of idea for developers: when considering a new neon-clad banking tower in Times Sgvare perhaps you should ask (in addition to 'is Times Square ready for us') *are their sewers ready for us*?

Posted by Aaron R. Deutsch on June 17, 2003 | Comments (0)

Half-peripheral vision man

Here are a few ideas for those who are thinking about moving into the big city:

- Try to fight neurosis + multiple personality, they can sneak up on you

- I know it is difficult to resist singing the song 'they'll need a crane'*** out loud to yourself in public places, but do your best.

- Try not to wait until you're bald and fat before taking up triathalons and yoga and eating well

- They invented these here sidewalks so you can look up when you walk and watch where you're going asshole!

***They'll Need A Crane by They Might be Giants' Lincoln album

Posted by Aaron R. Deutsch on June 13, 2003 | Comments (0)

Rails to love handles

Trains within the city could also be called 'lazy people transporters' as everything is so walkable/bike-commutable.

Posted by Aaron R. Deutsch on June 13, 2003 | Comments (0)

More anti-solos from the band that never was...

:: bands instruments wind down and focus on bamboo flute player ::
:: spotlight pans across stage to two young men, both in traditional kung-fu outfits. They spar for 30 seconds ::

:: during this time, band members attempt, with little success, to bend into yoga poses ::

Posted by Aaron R. Deutsch on June 04, 2003 | Comments (0)

More anti-solos from the band that never was...

...and now for Len - kick the hell out of that sign-language solo!

:: electric guitars screech as Len goes into a frantic recap of the concert up to this point in American sign language until he is cut off by the singer ::

Posted by Aaron R. Deutsch on June 04, 2003 | Comments (0)

Playing for keeps

If I were you I wouldn’t look to deep for meaning in the fact that the word “trophy” appears in the word “atrophy”.

Posted by Aaron R. Deutsch on June 03, 2003 | Comments (0)