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Language Barrier

You know how many people think that their cats are smarter than we generally give them credit for? Well, I don't think cats think we humans are smarter than they give us credit for. We'll sit there and say "meow meow meow meow" and to them it's probably somthing like: "bacon rumple bleebah monkey food" -- it's not even worth their time to try to teach us.

Posted by Aaron R. Deutsch on December 26, 2003 | Comments (0)

Celebrity death match: North vs. South

Assuming that they both met in a cool place (32 degrees ferenheit or cooler), and both had a carrot for a nose, three coal lump buttons, and two twigs for arms/weapons - who would win in a battle royal: the snowman or the sandman?

Posted by Aaron R. Deutsch on December 26, 2003 | Comments (0)

RDR2 The Legless Reindeer

keywords: Santa Claus, Santa, Rudolph, holidays, Christmas, Xmas, flying, mutants, freaks, wrong, skiing, the modern era of present delivery

Posted by Aaron R. Deutsch on December 26, 2003 | Comments (0)

The peace before the rabid elves

keywords: elves, gnomes, little people, present makers, toll-booth, spooky, electric, lights, displays, attack, green, army of darkness.

Posted by Aaron R. Deutsch on December 24, 2003 | Comments (3)

Less Peep, More Peep

Q: Wha? What was that noise?! Did you hear it? It came from the forest over there.
A: It's nothing - probably just another housing development.

Posted by Aaron R. Deutsch on December 23, 2003 | Comments (0)

Evil Handlebars

I don't think men with mustaches are so concerned about them scaring young children...

Posted by Aaron R. Deutsch on December 20, 2003 | Comments (8)

Four point zero

Why is it that so many people (even those who earn them) say their grade point average as "four point oh". While it can not be proved at this time that this phrasing is "uneducated" it is at the very least "technically incorrect".

Posted by Aaron R. Deutsch on December 20, 2003 | Comments (5)

Cops and Geeks

Ever notice how "root", "loot", and "shucks" sound exactly alike?

Posted by Aaron R. Deutsch on December 04, 2003 | Comments (1)

000

Spy, may you continue to cheat death until you die.

Posted by Aaron R. Deutsch on December 03, 2003 | Comments (0)