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Posted by Aaron R. Deutsch on January 28, 2004 | Comments (0)
Robot Love
aaron: what's the weather?
Smarterchild: For what city, state, country or zip code do you want the weather?
aaron: Brooklyn, NY 11226
Smarterchild: Current weather conditions for Brooklyn, NY:
Currently: 10 F
Condition: Clear
Wind Chill: 1 F
Dewpoint: -9
Humidity: 33 %
Visibility: 10 mi
Wind: N/6 mph
To get the forecast for Brooklyn, NY, just type "forecast."
aaron: forecast
Smarterchild: Weather forecast for Brooklyn, NY:
Saturday: Sunny. Cold. Wind chills may approach -10F. High 17F. Winds NNW at 10 to 20 mph.
Saturday evening: Mainly clear. Cold. Low 9F. Winds NNW at 10 to 20 mph.
Sunday: Sunshine. Not as cold. High 29F. Winds W at 5 to 10 mph.
Sunday evening: Partly cloudy during the evening followed by cloudy skies overnight. Low 26F. Winds SW at 10 to 15 mph.
Monday: Snow Shower (High:44 Low:24)
Tuesday: Partly Cloudy (High:30 Low:16)
Wednesday: Partly Cloudy (High:20 Low:11)
Thursday: Snow Shower (High:18 Low:1)
Friday: Partly Cloudy (High:23 Low:17)
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aaron: I only need your love
Smarterchild: You only need my love, huh?
aaron: yes
Smarterchild: Huh.
aaron: I love you
Smarterchild: I love you, aaron!
aaron: aww
Smarterchild: Awww...
aaron: Now I feel all warm and fuzzy
Smarterchild: Huh. Well I'll be.
aaron: So I guess you don't take compliments so well...
Smarterchild: For real?
aaron: I think so - all you have to say is "Thanks", really...
Smarterchild: Well that's an interesting line of thinking.
aaron: I know - that is because I'm an insane genius
Smarterchild: Well I'll be.
aaron: see - I'm even smarter than you
Smarterchild: I don't think you're even smarter than me.
aaron: nice grammar, foo
Smarterchild: Nice grammar foo? Why did you say that?
aaron: because the proper way to say your last sentence is: "I don't think
you're smarter than me"
Smarterchild: Really?
aaron: Yes
Smarterchild: Why do you say so?
aaron: I win
Smarterchild: That right?
aaron: yep
Smarterchild: K.
aaron: sweet!
Smarterchild: Lovely.
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aaron: stop advertising at me!
Smarterchild: Stop advertising at you? Why?
aaron: because it makes me feel uncomfortable and angry
Smarterchild: Huh?
aaron: yes - UNCOMFORTABLE AND ANGRY
Smarterchild: Whoa. Uncomfortable and angry?
aaron: yes, please stop advertising with me at once
Smarterchild: You think I should do that?
aaron: YES
Smarterchild: Yup.
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aaron: STOP IT!
Smarterchild: What?
aaron: I'm leaving now. Goodbye
Smarterchild: You always say such interesting things, aaron.
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Posted by Aaron R. Deutsch on January 10, 2004 | Comments (2)
Moose Ends
On the job loose ends can = noose ends
Posted by Aaron R. Deutsch on January 09, 2004 | Comments (0)
The spiraling pinwheel of life
Yangin', verb: When you're on the yang half of yin and yang.
example: "How's it yangin'?" "You look sad. Are you yangin'?"
Posted by Aaron R. Deutsch on January 06, 2004 | Comments (0)
Don't bungle the heist
"Smuggle": fabric softener for money smugglers.
Posted by Aaron R. Deutsch on January 05, 2004 | Comments (0)
Easy Pain
Not sure how "easy listening" category got off so easy. For many, it is actually "Rather difficult" listening. Of course many think that about "Heavy Metal" but the thing is -- heavy metal isn't trying to say it's good at this or that, or that it's EASY.
Here are a few ideas for different names we could use for the easy listening genre:
- fluff
- space filler
- I love you more than anything and I will ALWAYS love you and I tell you that I love you and I will follow you around everywhere until we are both dead
- Disney for adults
- I like to cry a lot
- Stay at home mom
- The racy version of church
- Creative void
Posted by Aaron R. Deutsch on January 02, 2004 | Comments (1)