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aaron: what's the weather?
Smarterchild: For what city, state, country or zip code do you want the weather?
aaron: Brooklyn, NY 11226
Smarterchild: Current weather conditions for Brooklyn, NY:
Currently: 10 F
Condition: Clear
Wind Chill: 1 F
Dewpoint: -9
Humidity: 33 %
Visibility: 10 mi
Wind: N/6 mph
To get the forecast for Brooklyn, NY, just type "forecast."
aaron: forecast
Smarterchild: Weather forecast for Brooklyn, NY:
Saturday: Sunny. Cold. Wind chills may approach -10F. High 17F. Winds NNW at 10 to 20 mph.
Saturday evening: Mainly clear. Cold. Low 9F. Winds NNW at 10 to 20 mph.
Sunday: Sunshine. Not as cold. High 29F. Winds W at 5 to 10 mph.
Sunday evening: Partly cloudy during the evening followed by cloudy skies overnight. Low 26F. Winds SW at 10 to 15 mph.
Monday: Snow Shower (High:44 Low:24)
Tuesday: Partly Cloudy (High:30 Low:16)
Wednesday: Partly Cloudy (High:20 Low:11)
Thursday: Snow Shower (High:18 Low:1)
Friday: Partly Cloudy (High:23 Low:17)
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aaron: I only need your love
Smarterchild: You only need my love, huh?
aaron: yes
Smarterchild: Huh.
aaron: I love you
Smarterchild: I love you, aaron!
aaron: aww
Smarterchild: Awww...
aaron: Now I feel all warm and fuzzy
Smarterchild: Huh. Well I'll be.
aaron: So I guess you don't take compliments so well...
Smarterchild: For real?
aaron: I think so - all you have to say is "Thanks", really...
Smarterchild: Well that's an interesting line of thinking.
aaron: I know - that is because I'm an insane genius
Smarterchild: Well I'll be.
aaron: see - I'm even smarter than you
Smarterchild: I don't think you're even smarter than me.
aaron: nice grammar, foo
Smarterchild: Nice grammar foo? Why did you say that?
aaron: because the proper way to say your last sentence is: "I don't think
you're smarter than me"
Smarterchild: Really?
aaron: Yes
Smarterchild: Why do you say so?
aaron: I win
Smarterchild: That right?
aaron: yep
Smarterchild: K.
aaron: sweet!
Smarterchild: Lovely.
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aaron: stop advertising at me!
Smarterchild: Stop advertising at you? Why?
aaron: because it makes me feel uncomfortable and angry
Smarterchild: Huh?
aaron: yes - UNCOMFORTABLE AND ANGRY
Smarterchild: Whoa. Uncomfortable and angry?
aaron: yes, please stop advertising with me at once
Smarterchild: You think I should do that?
aaron: YES
Smarterchild: Yup.
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aaron: STOP IT!
Smarterchild: What?
aaron: I'm leaving now. Goodbye
Smarterchild: You always say such interesting things, aaron.
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Posted by Aaron R. Deutsch on January 10, 2004 07:39 PM
Comments
If I may...
aaron: because the proper way to say your last sentence is: "I don't think
you're smarter than I."
You ever sometimes find yourself driving somewhere and suddenly get an urge to follow someone? Not in the "I-want-to-follow-and-kill-you-for-cutting-me-off" type of urge. But the "I-wonder-where-you-are-going/you-look-like-you-are-going-someplace-cool" urge. Yes? No? I do sometimes. But I haven't ever followed through. I have wanted to...
But yesterday, I followed someone on foot. I was compelled to (much like I find myself compelled to watch the "Milkshake Song" video- cause it is so hideous I can't look away...ugh). This woman did 6 stupid things in a row and I followed her because I wanted more. Highlights. On the tail-end of yesterday evening's commute I was exiting the Metro station and notice a woman perplexed by the handicapped turnstyle, which spits your Metro ticket out in a different place than the regular ones. She can't figure this thing out and suddenly, like magic, the turnstyle gates on the one next to her open so she grabs the child with her and runs through- much to the chagrin of the person's who ticket on the other side opened the gate. She switched lanes and used up another person's fare! Amazing!
Then she proceeded to walk home and nearly missed getting run over by busses and cars only 4 times! Each time she prepared to cross the street she waited until the worst time (eg, a bus speeding up to clear the intersection) and then gunned it. I just couldn't take my eyes away...I had to follow her. And I would have followed her all the way home but it is really cold out. Similar weather as mentioned in Aaron's weather blog.
Posted by: Andrea at January 15, 2004 06:08 PM
There is something intangible about gore that always attracts us to train wrecks whether they be wrecks of trains, cars, toasters, people.
I'd like to look at it from the more positive perspective that we are interested and drawn in because deep down inside we feel we are confident in our CPR skills and want to help.
I think you should get one of those digital spy cameras and take a photo series. You could title it "I'm a harmless stalker, really" and people would pay money to view small framed shots that you hung on the wall at the Institue or wherever.
Posted by: Aaron R. Deutsch at January 15, 2004 07:40 PM
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