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After a while in New York, everything is a rat

Some small dogs seem to resemble (more than anything else) well-behaived rats.

Posted by Aaron R. Deutsch on March 30, 2004 | Comments (1)

Today's Flavor: Claustrophobia

Hi. I wrote another poem, but this time it is not meant to serenade you - sorry. This is a little 4-line diddy for my friends in New York City. Right now it is untitled.

/there are plenty of seats on this train
/there are plenty of seats on this train
/there are plenty of seats on this train
/so don't sit next to me

Thank you.

Posted by Aaron R. Deutsch on March 15, 2004 | Comments (1)

Observatory

It's been years now, obscure. I've been slowly aligning my stars in the sky. Now I've got my own constellation.

Posted by Aaron R. Deutsch on March 15, 2004 | Comments (0)

Build A Mountain, Go Hang Gliding

Flateau, n: A flat (and particularly uninteresting) area reached by climing a modest slope.

"After meeting that last creative deadline for client X we reached the flateau and now it's all maintenance work."

Posted by Aaron R. Deutsch on March 10, 2004 | Comments (0)

We use the term "mutant" loosely

You may think that growing up as a human is tough - with having our ears and feet slightly out of proportion in our teen years, with some of us growing an extra few inches in a year and with the alignment of our teeth and spine and such - but just imagine if we were born not just small but without arms and legs that we had to grow on our own!

Posted by Aaron R. Deutsch on March 06, 2004 | Comments (0)

Tailoring just like mom used to make

If you were a cartoon lady that was placed on a storefront window to sell tailoring services I think it would be okay to have a twinkle in your eye - but be careful - a twinkle in BOTH eyes might look like lasers.

Posted by Aaron R. Deutsch on March 01, 2004 | Comments (1)

Ghosts do not come with instant replays

I'm not saying I believe in ghosts or spirits or that I'm a conspiracy theorist, but if I were and if I wanted to make you a believer I'd just simply suggest that you spend a little time in the dark.

Posted by Aaron R. Deutsch on March 01, 2004 | Comments (0)