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A lot of people like to take smoke breaks at work. "It's perfect" they say - a few minutes to go downstairs, 7-13 minutes to smoke a cigarette or two, then they are back at their desk right on time.
For those who would like to take 15 minute breaks like smokers, but consider themselves a bit healtier than that and are without a good "timer" like a cigarette, consider oranges.
Peeling an orange is a good way to spend some time doing something non work related, and you are rewarded with vitimin C and posassium at the end of it all.
This message was brought to you by the national orange council.
Posted by Aaron R. Deutsch on January 31, 2005 11:49 AM
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If Snoop dog (hint Google ask snoop) had wrote this it would have said:
A lot of muthas like take smoke breaks at work, know what I'm sayin'? "It's perfect" they be like - a few minutes go downstairs, 7-13 minutes smoke a cigarette or two, then they are back at they desk right on time n' shit.
For those who would like take 15 minute breaks like smokers, but consider themselves a bit healtier than that 'n are without a gravy "timer" like a cigarette, consider oranges."
Peeling an orange is a gravy way spend some time doing something non work related, 'n yo' ass are rewarded wit vitimin C 'n posassium at da end of that shiznit izzall, know what I'm sayin'?
This message wuz brought yo' ass by da national orange council n' shit.
Posted by: Colin Allen at February 1, 2005 06:34 PM
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