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1001 Different Ways to Burn a Bridge

The key difference between child and adult bridge arson is that burned bridges for children are most often simply byproducts of acting selfishly, whereas adults are fully aware of each bridge they burned and why.

Posted by Aaron R. Deutsch on April 22, 2006 | Comments (0)

Another "If I had a Band" Moment

If I had a band I'd write a song called "Personify Me" which would be sung from the perspective of some inanimate object and directed at it's owner.

There would be a line like:

If you, personify me
then you won't let me go...

I guess it's a love song, really, about desiring that living attachment that only humans seem to be able to project on non-living things -- but so inconsistently.

Posted by Aaron R. Deutsch on April 20, 2006 | Comments (0)

Me, I, and Myself

There is actually a little bit of "me" in "tEaM", but there would be even more if there were an English "Teame"

Posted by Aaron R. Deutsch on April 20, 2006 | Comments (0)