The US government put together a website to prepare people in case of an attack on the country. The site is http://www.ready.gov/.
However, the graphics they use are pretty ambiguous, and don't really make a lot of sense on their own, so caption some!!
Don't get trapped under stuff.
If you spot an act of terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, just yell really loudly.
Learn karate to open doors
GO!
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Swerve to avoid explosion
Crank it up, fucker!
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build a fort with your couch cushions and then play house, but don't let it fall
your comment was already too witty for me for the second one
hight five to exit
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Cook for five minutes and twelve seconds, or until tender
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How to dress like Michael Jackson
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If you do get trapped under something, amuse yourself with flashlight games.
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hahahah
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Contemplate nature
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I'D GO DOWN ON YOU BUT YOUR PUSSY FUCKING STINKS.
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The Great White show has already begun. Pull off the road, and find something else to do.
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dont evaporate in an abstract painting
dont spit microsonic warfare
follow the floating hand to the exit
dont drive directly into to the nuclear holocaust
obey satans commands
the rde circles will melt your testicles
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Food.
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hahahahaha
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Do not open the door for radiation, now matter how politely it knocks.
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this is even better than airtoons
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If explosion occurs, run in opposite direction, away from blast.
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NO FARTING IN THE ICE FORT
FIGURE OUT WHERE ITS MORE FUN TO FUCK YOUR LAST TIME
MESS WITH THIS THING WHEN YOUR FRIEND IS DRIVING CUZ ITS FUNNY
IN THE EVENT OF A TERRORIST ATTACK, BEST BUY WILL UNVEIL ITS "TERRORRIFIC SUPER SALE"!!!!!!!
NEVER INHALE MORE THAN ONE TYPE OF COLORED SMOKE AT A TIME OR YOU COULD "RAINBOW TRIP"
FIRST AID KITS USUALLY HAVE SHIT YOU CAN GET HIGH WITH
IF YOU ARE HAVING AN ANTI-TERRORIST PARTY, KICK ANYONE OUT WHO IS DOING THE ELECTRIC SLIDE
CHECK IT OUT THIS GUY HAS NO DICK
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In the event of a terrorist attack, relax and entertain yourself.
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Enter your nearest church and pray for quick death.
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Just don't ever go to Texas. EVER.
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good job people, this is really funny!
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hahhaha
if you think about chemicals long enough, they'll appear. don't think about chemicals
before you let authorities know about chemical leak, wash your hands thoroughly
no dead animals allowed on premises
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marijuana supports terrorism. prescription drug abuse supports america's big business
hot boxing from the ground is less effective
loot these items first before wal-mart runs out
dont live here
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He who smelled it, dealt it.
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great thread, but don't imagelink from that gov site! OMG, IT'S
ALL OVER NOW
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diet pepsi all over the screen
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this thread made me laugh a lot!
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Jon, I doubt they are going to care, or even notice! People link to .gov sites all the time!
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we don't have access to teleportals yet
if debris starts to fall from the ceiling, find a computer with no power supply to crouch under
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Remember, paramedics are all necrophiliacs.
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If debris begins falling, proceed to give yourself a blowjob.
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am not!
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If you suck at chemistry, you may wind up dying.
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12:15, 12:20, 12:25. All good times to think about your wasted materialistic life before you die.
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easily the best thread ever.
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thanks, y'all got everyone in the computer lab looking at me funny
for laughing so much. I'll have to read the rest when I get home..
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Beef. It's what's for dinner.
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Hahaha, thanks! Art's are fucking hilarious!
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Walk blindly into a midget's home.
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these are all so funny!
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Consider using deodorant. Your armpits are toxic.
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Your phone may be a licensed physician.
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hahaha, my posting history is going to look hilarious now.
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Underneath piles of rubble is not a good place to try old-school breakdancing.
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If you see a boombox, run away or assume the fetal position.
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Radiation is red, and round. If you see a fat person wearing red, they may be a terrorist.
You will be bombed at 5:12 today. Just saying.
Try not to let terrorists see this icon because it totally gives away the recipe to a dirty bomb
Your car may lose its ability
to become erect during an emergency. Try to have horses ready "just in case"
because seriously, check out the wangs on them.
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Remember to be travelling at exactly 88 MPH before driving into any high voltage lines.
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get up get up get down
avoid natural light as it will make you dark
be sure to buy michael jackson merchandise as well
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Consider moving to one of the solar system's outer planets
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"Do not open the door for radiation, now matter how politely it knocks."
is my favorite caption and it reminds me of the land shark!
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If you ever grow to be 60 feet tall,
go here for the antidote.
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your gonads are toast.
what the fuck state is this? michigan?
deny the satanic mutterings of the window
Select game 2 or 3 and enter the maze in the Black Castle. Move screen
to the left of the first maze screen. At the bottom center of this room is
a closed cubicle. Use the bridge to enter that area and collect the "dot".
Carry this item to the screen just above the catacombs, located one screen
down and to the right of the Gold Castle. Note: The "dot" is the same color
as the ground outside, so care must be taken not to lose it in transit. Drop
the "dot" here, and bring two other items onto the same screen. Move through
the line on the right side of the screen to view the programmer credits.
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A++++
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pezpunk's last post ruled! i've always wanted to try that trick.
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In the event of an emergency your filing cabinets will become intimidating. Do not file or organize for they are tall and angry.
If you notice that Stonehenge has been blown up, stop and lie in it to absord escaping Druid energies.
Light exposure to radiation will exponentially increase penis girth, like the Hulk.
In the event that your car sucks fell a power line to add some bumpin' lighting bolts. You be jammin' now."
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Remember to do the hokey-pokey whenever possible.
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More, please :)
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I would like to personally thank XthesoloX for starting this thread, it has made my day.
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Welcome, Renee! :)
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Don't cry, Rash-hands, for you are not alone now.
Collect your ciggarette butts in a pill jar. It'll be funny when Grandma goes to take her meds... CLOWNED!"
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Johnny 5 will save you
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i think i woke up my room mate from that one
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Hurry, The Human Torch, trouble brews.
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The further you are from the blast the longer you will suffer before you die.
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beware of the dreaded Tetris Attack
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my fucking officemate thinks i am insane b/c i can't stop laughing! well done.
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Congress is currently debating a bill that will make it illegal for people to keep dynamite next to nuclear waste.
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Not properly naming the towns in your state can cause confusion and delay federal emergency efforts."
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Tetris Attack, HAHAHA.
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TELEPHONES ARE FILTHY! Always wash hands before and after use.
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this is like the best thread of all time !@
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i'm sorry, that statement is simply not true. bumper sticker
thread was better .. as was the "i just got sprayed with aborted fetus" thread.
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Tell those terrorists to talk to the hand, cause the face ain't listenin!"
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Yeah, Erica's abortion thread was amazing, and the bumper sticker thread ruled.
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I'm not even going to caption this one. If you're so stupid that you need this picture, you're totally fucking screwed.
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avoid taco bell.
biohazardous material will always follow you
tic tac toe skills will help you escape a chemical spill
only wash your hands from floating faucets
the tomahawk chop is out
people of the future will have no faces
keep your radioactive material in a thermos
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shit, i only read the first 5 and i am already laughing too hard!!!!!
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call a skinhead meeting in case of emergency
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juke that bitch out, just cuz
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dont set your house on fire
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Suggested Usage:
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the ONLY thing stopping radiation are your doors
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oh
my
god
i'm pissing myself. hahaha
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> The Great White show has already begun. Pull off the road, and find something else to do.
hahah!
this is the best thread of the last 3 months
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Do not enter vandalized biohazard shows. Evan will wack you with his dong.
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thank you but, our princess is in another castle.
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this may be your last chance to see The Phantom of the Opera.
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fruit and beer: one pretty great lunch!
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when terrorists come over, assume the assfucking position. then roll around and cry.
Do not let trolls enter your home. they smell funny.
Watch out for the orange square on Broadway and Main streets. It might look like a present, but Its terrorism in a box!
hmm...I wonder what i should cook for my terrorism dinner party?
If the buttons mysteriously disappear from your telephone, be sure to seek medical attention immediately.
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No Great White sleep overs.
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OH SHIT! haha
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do not attempt to skateboard up the stairs. skate DOWN only.
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first aid kits are the new messenger bag
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In case
of terrorist attacks, put all of these designs on a t shirt, and sell them
in a store at the mall. If we don't wear these bitchin' logos, the terrorists
have already won.
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archived.
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top
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always remember how bad white people smell
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Pezpunk, thanks for archiving this.
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Jay, you stole my Great White joke.
P.S. 100!!
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Shake hands with your local Terrorist, it feels good!
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Fuck San Francisco.
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If terrorists attack, throw small animals into interdimensional portals.
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If you find yourself impaled by a giant arrow, go to your local hospital.
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Remember, flashlights make shitty light sabers.
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If you see a terrorist arrow, pin it against a wall with your shoulder.
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Stop running around with a cape on, you are not a superhero!
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be sure to have
a clipboard. doing mad libs with nothing to write against may be difficult
when you're hiding in terror in a ditch you've dug in your basment.
make sure to see your dentist regularly. no one wants their corpse to be found looking like shane macgowan.
don't call yourself a vegetarian if you still eat fish.
Texas is the Reason... that America's Fucked.
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It's easy to spot a terrorist family; they have no faces.
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best thread EVER.
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top
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:)
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If your tissue is dripping with snot, get a new one.
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Call the Fire Department, they have ladders and bongs.
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If terrorists strike, grab onto something phallic and give it a good, hard pull.
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so clever.
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a bunch of shapes to which tim sayeth bah!
bah!
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Fuck you, Tim, you're a horrible fake account!
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where did the pictures go??!!! i think i might cry.
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Aww, shit, looks like ready.gov turned off Image linking. I have this thing backed up though, I'll post an archive later!
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xthesolox posted this on Feb 26th, 2003 at 03:13:59 pm EST
Fuck you, Tim, you're a horrible fake account!
hear hear
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Ian, if I mirror those pictures, can you change the URLs in this thread?
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Is it just me, or are the pictures showing up again?
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yeah, board pics were disabled for a while. hildetorr.....
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OH, hahaha. I think the site disabled direct linking. Word! Keep 'em coming then!
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yes pllllllease keep them coming! please!
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YAY they are back - i sent this thread to everyone, including my parents!
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Your parents? HA!
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MORE PLEASE
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i was gonna do some more in a bit but then thesolo made the hurtful comment about VA and i changed my mind
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Oh, whatever, it's just my opinion, do some anyway!! :)
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if the next song in my winamp shuffle is by fugazi, ill do some now, if it somethign else, ill do some this afternoon
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nope, its rusty cage by soundgarden, see you this afternoon
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i would do some myself but i can't stand posting pics on here, the process is a bitch!
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when you get trapped under stuff, Batman will rescue you if you signal him correctly.
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Erica, YESSSSSSSS.
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Ok, archived. I think this thread's glory is over :)
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if you are homeless, do not use wax paper for bed sheets.
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this is why i love you all.
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Hahahaha, Ryan!!
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Dear Terrorists, This is where Great American Satan lives. Please leave the rest of us the fuck out of it.
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Of course you may think this is the possible escape route, but i'm afraid
you have just had your skin flayed from your body, and right now there isn't
even enough left of you to put into a doggy bag to show your old lady
If you do get trapped under something, amuse yourself with flashlight games - xsolox
but no matter how urgent, do not pass wind, If you really cannot help yourself extinguish all heat sources.
If you hear on the radio that Bush was hit and the country has gone
to the shit, just sit in a ball crying and calling for your mom until someone
finds you. If however you hear Bush addressing the people run like fuck!
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You must be this tall to ride the escape route
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Of course you may think this is the possible escape route, but i'm afraid
you have just had your skin flayed from your body, and right now there isn't
even enough left of you to put into a doggy bag to show your old lady
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If you do get trapped under something, amuse yourself with flashlight games - xsolox
but no matter how urgent, do not pass wind, If you really cannot help yourself extinguish all heat sources.
If you hear on the radio that Bush was hit and the country has gone
to the shit, just sit in a ball crying and calling for your mom until someone
finds you. If however you hear Bush addressing the people run like fuck!
You must be this tall to ride the escape route
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Shit! I live in Town A.
Never inhale fumes from your meth lab.
Ponder the biothreat posed by dead animals.
When living in LA, crawl.
Exit, or meet my pimpin' hand.
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Hide behind walls, the new duck and cover.
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i bet you didnt know that this could do that
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terrorists may use radio frequencies to broadcast propaganda and/or Britney Spears
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Just pray that dubya was at home in Crawford, TX.
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OH LORD, HOW DID I MISS THIS??? I'M NEVER LEAVING THE BOARD FOR A COUPLE DAYS AGAIN!
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People choke on fishbones every day. Fish are Terrorists.
If you see floating faucets, the terrorists may have already won.
If this tent is a'rockin, don't comaknockin.
Guess what faggot, u got da aids
If you hear BIOHAZARD is playing in town, proceed to the nearest ticket office.
"NANU NANU" -- Sorry asshole, Mork won't save you this time.
NEW EMO DANCE!!!!!!!!!!! LET'S GO SEE THE BRAID REUNION!
Dear Orphan, this is what your family looked like. ... PSYCHE!
Incase of an emergency, do not attend raves or hardcore shows.
Scientists & Activists agree : Yes, it is possible to sexually assult a door.
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there's a club if you'd like to go
you could meet somebody who really loves you
so you go
and you stand on your own
and you leave on your own
and you go home, and you cry, and you want to die
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BEST THREAD EVER!!!!
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DO NOT SMOKE TEH W33D WHEN TRAPPED UNDER COUCH CUSHIONS
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MOSH!
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still funny
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STOP! Hammer Time!
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haha i love this thread
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I love you guys.
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Huffing spraypaint generally leads to Hallucinations! Fun!
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You are here, should actually read - You are fucked.
All future revisions of this manual will so reflect the updated information.
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"Pizza guy!"
Terrorists hate our freedom. And OCD.
Finally: a layman's guide to the emergency exit.
Smackdown!!
"Hmm...what would Jesus do?"
"New Mexico is falling! New Mexico is falling!"
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leprosy can make you sad
chemicals are bad, dont think, just follow the red arrows which are everywhere in life
if you dress like this, the terrorists might think you are one of them, or a ninja
always have three clocks set at the same time
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To confuse terrorists always set your electronic goods clocks to different times.
Persil super whites really get your whites whiter than white
Remember .. no running in the halls, and what were you doing lighting your own farts anyway?
I realise that you were in the blast area to begin with, but a part
of you is here, if you can walk, you may be able to pick up extra parts,
according to our tests, this is the direction you should head to collect
the rest of your body parts.
Play dead, you might get a snog .. or invited back to her place:D
But remember, not all nurses are female!
img src="http://www.ready.gov/i/sg_left.gif">
Go home and catch the last MTV deathmatch
lie back, call your mum and ask her
'What will it be? Will it be chemical? Will it be nuclear?"
" Que Sera Sera, what ever will be , will be; The futures not ours to see . Que Sera Sera, What will be, will be"
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you said SNOG
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HAHAHA, I love that this thread is still around! YESSSSS!! C'mon 10,000 views!
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okay. this is fucking amazing. and as such we need to get these t shirts printed:
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Terrorists may use mind control to cause mass self-strangulation.
I signed up just to post that.
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This is how to wuss out and be a goddamn sissy.
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"it wasn't not funny!"
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you people are so not funny.
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where did this thread get linked?
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the only place i sent the url to this thread was to my roommate over aim
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I heard he does his own stunts
Terrorists may offer you gum. It will make your breath radiantly fresh.
After absorbing large quantities of radiation, watch how your hand goes through steel doors.
Arhhh...It's Carrot Top!
Saddam says "Can you hear me now?"
Dirty bombs, $5.12 at Target. Live in the red.
Do not wash blue eyes, hair, or lips in the same load as whites.
Your long red penis will only lead you to hell.
Healthy food--the work of terrorists. Support McDonald's, support America.
Do not peek over bathroom walls. A terrorist may have left something funky in the next stall.
Do not continue to climb contaminated ladders.
Attn Hookers: Work from home
It's better if you didn't have your car circumcised to begin with....
Or: Store your bananas in an upright position.
Whip it! Whip it good!
Warning: Anal sex may cause painful constipation.
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Protect your package. "Many potential terrorist attacks could send tiny microscopic "junk" into the air. "
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CAN'T BREATH.
must have shirts.
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linked on getcrafty.
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LOL
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Surrounding yourself with duct tape is NOT going to save your ass!
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Too bad you left your address book in California.
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Kleenex is the ultimate defense against weapons of mass destruction.
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Use these devices to spy on your neighbors. You can never be too suspicious.
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If somebody
sprays pepper spray at the club, calmly proceed to the exit in an orderly
fashion. Freaking out like an asshole will only cause a stampede where everybody
will be trampled to death.
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Damn, that shit's POTENT!!!
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  When attacked by a nuclear weapon, do not run in the opposite direction. Always walk perpendicular to the impact zone.
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http://blogs.salon.com/0001956/
my friend posted it on his Salon blog.
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Wiggle it, just a little bit
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Become an Organ Donor.
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make sure
all banana's are securely fastened into the new terrorist proof banana holders
and are in the correct upright position.
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If your nose is running and you don't have a Kleenex handy, use a paper towel or your shirt sleeve.
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Beware of Groucho, the radiation terrorist.
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terrorist cubes will try to communicate with you telepathically, do not listen.
use the force to levitate doors and block the transmission
when terrorists have invaded your farm and are running off with your kid, remember their one weakness: water.
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whoops...
terrorist cubes will try to communicate with you telepathically, do not listen.
use the force to levitate doors and block the transmission
when terrorists have invaded your farm and are running off with your kid, remember their one weakness: water.
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200
and 13000+ views wow
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these definitely have me "LOL"- ing
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is it possible to be laughing out loud ing? it's kinda like a pin number .. personal identity number number
or the advice to include numbers in your password .. now i always thought
a word was a collection of letters, which when put together meant something
in the English dictionary (or dictionary of choice) surely it should be a
pass-combination of letters or numbers (pass-colon)
so to reply to this thread please feel free to input your username and pass-colon number
which reminds me ...
Not all bins may contain dirty bombs
some just contain dirty bums
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i said some just contain dirty bums!
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some just contain dirty bums!
I swear i'm gonna find one that supports hyper linking soon
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dirty bums!
theres such a build up .. its gonna be tumbleweed a rolling i can sense it
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Install a second parking brake lever in your car to really confuse the shit out of those fucking Talibans.
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Electric cars don't require Iraqi oil.
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Electric cars don't require Iraqi oil.
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90-year olds should NOT be driving!
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Falling rocks ahead!
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Lets try this one again...
90-year olds should NOT be driving!
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Civilians must be on the lookout for land mines.
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Al Qaeda hand signals.
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Fuck!
AL Qaeda fucking hand signals!!!
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Next time she tries to leave, you gotta smack that bitch!!
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9/11 victim
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Mexican Whorehouse
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these have gotten really dumb
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Do not pick up the Shuttle debri
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Be concerned if you start to hear voices coming out of your cassette deck instead of your speakers.
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warning: swallowing anti-terrorist whistle may cause baldness and cartoon-like whistling when you speak.
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ATA: Anti-Terrorist Action
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The terrorists
are going to try and take out the clock tower, there's only one way to stop
them, Marti. We must go BACK to the future!
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This thread is AMAZING!!
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it WAS amazing until these new, unfunny people started appearing. they have completely skipped BCO hazing and it shows.
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Please use the shoulder to watch the nuclear blast.
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Giant Sid Vicious ahead!
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8. If you catch fire, do not run! ... Go stompin' in your Air Force Ones.
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giiiveee meee twooo puurrrs, iii neeeed twooo purrrrs
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its tubers. he needs two tubers (potatos).
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haha, you know the first time i heard the song i actually thought he was saying that and was completely baffeled... and amused
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sandro hit the nail on the head
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I hope lordsimmons is a bad attempt at fake account. uuuugh..
(I remember when people said that about me, though, but hes'
way worse than I ever was!)
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The Government really washes hands about you're ready or not !
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don't bite when giving head or someone will scream
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Don't let Satan sell HIS goods at YOUR door!
Farting noises will sometimes scare the Mormons away.
The steady good hand of god is abandoning you.
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! The Olympic torch is outta control!
You will slowly, over time, lose the will to live.
The elevator in our building is inaccessible, so please follow the trained
snake out.
Don't flatter yourself, they aren't after your prefab nowhere flimsy house,
nitwit.
Eventually your housemates will so loathe your internet habit that they will
hurl pointy shards of glass at you!
Michael Jackson has feelings too!
Eliminating nature is almost like killing God, and you gotta wanna be that
powerful!
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"I can't believe it's not anthrax!"
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Stay alert for R2D2 stlye holographs of president Bush for the latest news if all other communication lines are down.
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For liposuction, dial L.
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REMEMBER - FLATULATION RISES
AFTER FLATULATION CRAWL FOR SHELTER
OSAMA WANTS YOUR SPLEEN
SADAM WILL STEAL YOUR NOSE
NO BATH TOWELS ALLOWED -- THEY Will BE STOLEN AND USED AS TURBANS
KAMA SUTRA POSITION # 42
DO NOT TRUST BIG RED ARROWS
WRITE DOWN THE LOCATION OF YOUR DEALER FOR EASY ACCESS
RABIES CAN BE HIDDEN
AFTER MASTURBATION WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE CALLING YOUR MOTHER
hey from the Idiot Free Messageboard
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I can't believe this is still going!! holy shit!
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Also, I love that you can get one of my captions on a Tshirt, HAHAHA.
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ALSO, 20,000+ Views!
My posting has peaked!
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If trapped at the bottom of the foam pit, your penis may become erect and begin emitting light.
The the tip of any standard a7 size saftey arrow may be used to pry open locked doors.
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All in favor of locking this thread, and calling it over, say Aye! :)
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Avoid open flame when using fiber supplements.
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Who Farted?
Who Farted?
Who Farted?
Pick up hookers here.
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these shitty captions are making me sick.
please leave.
but be sure to sign out at the front desk.
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Someone set up us the bomb.
We get signal.
All your base are belong to us.
You have no change to survive make your time.
Move zig.
src="http://www.ready.gov/i/vis_rad_local3.gif">
For Great Justice.
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For Great Justice.
(messed up the last one)
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hahahahahahaha!
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For Great Justice.
Grrrrr...
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Remember to pull over to the side of the road until the nuclear blast passes you.
Law of RPGs #46: People trapped in dark areas always have a flashlight on them.
You can tell it's a neutron bomb if this stuff doesn't get blown up.
During a terrorist attack, you can pass the time playing "Operation".
If you see orange laser beams coming out of your tape deck, turn your head to avoid them.
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Whoops, used the wrong picture for the last one. It's supposed to be this one:
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Note: This is not a condom.
Planes usually aim for taller buildings, be sure to skip work and head to the McDonalds next door.
Yes, drugs are bad.
Choose a different restaurant.
We let Bush write this plan.
Terrorists like to hide in elevators.
Try not to let this be you.
PS3.
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Biohazard symbols make killer graffitis. But leave before getting into trouble.
Old houses might collapse if you masturbate too hard in front of Internet porn. Shame on you.
Shit... What time is it?
Nuclear clocks are dangerous.
He cries because he sucks at Twister.
Ninjas have feelings, too.
It's like Vegas: the house always wins.
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To escape contaminated area, simply scroll up to funnier posts.
lordsimmons, toku, WritelySo, shironinja, oogabooga, xcast256, helmain, please proceed to posted exits.
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In case of an emergency block the exits from the outside
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can this thread die now :(
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who are these other people?
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humorless shitheads who dont know they are painfully unfunny.
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Remember to take your effexor and the terrorist attacks will not matter.
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aw feel the love in this thread,
Why can't we all just .. get along?
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what the fuck... someone host an image on a server and check the referrer logs. i want to know where it was linked from.
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holy shit...i haven't laughed so hard in a long ass time...i'm kris, btw...wonderful to meet all you fellow clever fucks! :D
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welcome, hope you enjoy the newbie flaming!
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did I mention the
T-SHIRTS AND OTHER SHIT????
YOU KNOW YOU WANT THEM, GIVE IN TO THE DARK SIDE-HAHAHAHAH
HTTP://WWW.CAFEPRESS.COM/NOTREADYGOV
a whole line of products based on a thread, who would have thunk it?
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(Newbie alert: feel free to flame me if I screw up, or am taking too great a liberty with the format of this thread)
Subzero is still contemplating how best to fight the terrorists.
Excuse the crude photoshoppery, but seriously, what the hell is up with that guy's eyes?
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i laughed so hard i got snot on my screen.
amazing!
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HAHAHA, Jess!!
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Giant Dragonball Z characters have the right of way, even when over the horizon.
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wow there has to be 20 posters on this thread who made their first appearance. who the fuck are you guys?
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dude i dropped a piece of weed right here
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Someone in my office forwarded the link. Thought it was so funny, I'd have to sign up. Sorry if I'm intruding.
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dude i dropped a piece of weed right here
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wow you're pretty polite. nah its cool, just make fun of other people or something. nice to see you're kickin' it posi!
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:)-3-
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I also would like to inform you that some of the funnier
ones have made it to our bathroom stall (we post all kinds of humor in there).
However, most of the newbie stuff is causing my computer to make a giant
sucking sound. Please stop, even if I was 13 your shit wouldn't be funny.
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grumpy renee!
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"Dr. mario wont save you now"
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The Sims "terrorist attack expansion pack"
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ARG!!!....Windows!
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In case of posers, MOSH
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this was definitely the funniest shit ive seen in a long
damn time. Except for that gay parkinsons one. dude, come on. Alright,
but my newbie question is was great white a massive? or some crazy party
i never heard of? anyway, im gonna find these got sprayed with aborted fetus
and bumbersticker threads.
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When evacuating a city, pull over and watch the sunset.
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BCO is under attack by unfunny people. please:
1. wait them out...
2. hide if need be
and if that fails, there is only one honorable option for bco
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